The search is genuinely awkward, and nobody tells you that upfront. You finally decide you want to talk to someone. Big decision. Then you open a directory, and there are like 400 names. Everyone has different letters after their name. Prices jump from $80 to $220 with no explanation. And you are sitting there trying to figure out who to basically tell your entire inner life to, based on a headshot and three sentences about their "warm, collaborative approach." Most people cl